[Michael updates his facebook status]
Michael to all my Mark Keppel people: do y'all ever remember people fighting (not play fighting, but actually fighting) while we were there?
My comment:I BUSTED DUDES MOUTHS LIKE GUSHERS, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Over AIM a few seconds later]
futuremostvivid: daamn i forgot to make dudes possessive
futuremostvivid: ( Read more... )

nagapies23: mitzi you need to watch supernatural
nagapies23: its a must
iloveamphora: lol
nagapies23: you would love it
nagapies23: it has all the things we like
nagapies23: demons
nagapies23: um
nagapies23: magics
iloveamphora: LOL
nagapies23: damaged yet incredibly sexy men
iloveamphora: hahahaha
nagapies23: cool tunes
iloveamphora: i do like ( Read more... )

iloveamphora: i hate this douchebag [Ron Paul]

Colin: oh i do too

iloveamphora: he made me forget my ladylike pursuits (genius test) and made me get involved in men's business (politics)

Colin: that's right now back into the kitchen, let poppa colin deal with the politicking
Colin: don't worry, i'll tell you how to vote ( Read more... )

On the cookies I made:

Me: I couldn't find chocolate extract
Me: so I used Kahlua
Me: no one suggested any proper substitutes!
Me: but choc. extract was a substitiute for kahlua so i figured it would work the other way around too
Me: as long as it was still a liquid

Colin: i don't see why not
Colin: if a = b, then doesn't b = a?
Colin: and by "b ( Read more... )

m00nys missus: my mind is in middle school today, I swear
m00nys missus: one of my poems has the line, "here in the shade you will drink cups/ of harmless Lesbian wine." and I read that and went, "heehee, lesbian!"
m00nys missus: WTF is wrong with meeee??

CODEMIKEKENOBI: hahaha
CODEMIKEKENOBI: there's nothing wrong with laughing at a juvenile ( Read more... )

The long-awaited (at least for me) fourth season of Rescue Me began last night, and let me tell something to you: I was NOT disappointed.

( Rescue Me: 4.1 Babyface )

On a dream she had last night, in which we were kind of on LOST, and Brittny and I spent our time on the island picking mangoes:

Val: i don't know, stuff would happen on the beach
Val:and then you guys would come right after all the shit had gone down
Val: and you'd have all these mangoes

Me: LOL
Me: OMFG
Me: I honestly probably WOULD spend all ( Read more... )

Not that the Awesome Dept. hasn't done anything to make me feel better (I love you guys!), but Mike needs an award. A Dundie, perhaps? The Office love = the best kind of love:

On season 1 of The Office:

Michael: this is hiliarious
Dwight is so predatory

Me: HE IS
haahahaha!
I'm so glad you like it!
:D

Michael: well since you recommend it, and ( Read more... )

Michael on some group interview he had to go through earlier yesterday:

Mike: thank God i got at least some interesting questions
Mike: i didn't get asked any of the generic bullshit

Me: like what? what did you get asked?

Mike: i get asked "do you think a leader should be feared or liked?"
Mike: and "what is the most historical or contemporary ( Read more... )

( on LOST )